MY GOD !! PARIS HILTON HAS A MORTONS TOE
According to official Paris Hilton web site, Paris and Nickie were seen at LAX, and they both have a Morton’s Toe. The posting by “Watcher” goes on to say that “this shows that Paris and Nickie have a good level of “pure breeding” within a particular ancient line”
When asked to comment Dr. Burton S. Schuler, author of Why You Really Hurt: It All Starts In The Foot, the story of the Morton’s Toe , and this country’s leading authority on the Morton’s Toe, and all of the medical problems associated with it stated:
“what nonsense, the Morton’s Toe has no more to do with pure breeding then it does for being the reason that Sarah Palin retired as governor, because of her Morton’s Toe “. Schuler goes on to say that, “the Morton’s Toe is an important medical condition that more people and physicians should take seriously because it could be the real cause of millions of them suffering everyday with aches and pains.
Poor Paris I feel so bad for her. She is just like the rests of the millions of us who have Morton’s Toe . Do you think she should buy my book ?
